Pokémon commission for spacesmilodon!!
..there’s just something about this picture.. I don’t know what it is..
fma | social media series: part ii/?
→ in which some wounds do not heal with time.
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi has revealed that there will be no flirting between the Doctor and his assistant Clara Oswald in the forthcoming series.
New Time Lord Capaldi, 56, has said that he was “adamant” that there will be “no Papa-Nicole moments”.
When asked about the age gap between himself and his 28-year-old co-star Jenna Coleman, Capaldi said: “They’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first but I was absolutely adamant.”
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
"No, I am literally ordering you to have a nice day. If you don’t have a nice day I will find you and there will be repercussions."
a real live commafucker
this kind of literalist semantic bullshit not only completely fails to understand how language is actually used in the real world but its also the worst kind of linguistic classism. like im sorry that at my minimum wage customer service job i dont speak to you in the register you prefer to be spoken to in. from now on ill try to only speak in aristocratic middle french
I would burn his face into my mind and remember him forever so that the next time I encounter him I can use the worst grammar ever on him to ruin his life.